Geriatric Corvette Owner

$25.00

Corvette pictured is 1 of 9 in this exact Magnetic Red with cashmere interior, Z51 package, manual, built the same day Applebee’s switched from Pepsi to Coke.”

⚡️ For Vette owners who flex specs no one asked about
⚡️ Ultra-soft print so you can comfortably list off every build detail while sipping McCafe in the parking lot.

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Corvette pictured is 1 of 9 in this exact Magnetic Red with cashmere interior, Z51 package, manual, built the same day Applebee’s switched from Pepsi to Coke.”

⚡️ For Vette owners who flex specs no one asked about
⚡️ Ultra-soft print so you can comfortably list off every build detail while sipping McCafe in the parking lot.

Parody Tee